Thursday, Jul. 31, 2003

Damn I'm brilliant.

Damn I'm brilliant.

Well I finally did it. I pissed off my family. Again. But this time it is for good because I refuse to go over there and be all nice to them just so I can take a shower, eat, or brush my teeth. I say fuck that. I am getting tired of being a bitch and then having to apologize for it. So I am just going to be a nonregretful bitch. I can do it, and I will.

Like for instance, this morning I pissed off my grandmother by waking her up at 9 in the morning (she should be awake anyway with 3 kids under 7 in the house). She then decided to call me an "uncaring child". FIrst of all I am 21 motherfucking years old, far from being a child, and second of all I had to remind her that I was not the one that left her with 3 children to take care of, that was her other grandaughter. Yeah, I am a bitch like that, and I don't care. So fuck her, I will go to my friend's house to take a shower and I'll brush my teeth outside with a fucking waterhose before I apologize to those bitches.

Oh and it all started because my mom thought she would corner me about her house being all dirty from my party. And, yeah maybe it was heartless to not give a shit, but it was my 21st bday for cyring out loud. And I have been ignoring her all week about it so this confrontation wouldn't occur. But no, her and her stupid hick ass boyfriend thought that 8:30 in the morning was a great time to talk about it. Fuck them too. I'm moving out on the 15th and I will have running water and shit like that and I won't need their asses anymore. Until then I will be bumming off my friends for a while.

Oh and I have a presentation in my English class on Tuesday. It has to be 20 minutes long and teach some form of literature to children. So I came up with this wonderful idea. I am going to get the class to discuss why or why not Harry Potter books should be banned in schools. Then after the discussion I will choose four people to be "prefects" of the houses. Then I will get the class to count from 1 to 4. After that the prefect will draw a house from the "sorting hat" and that will be the house that everyone is in. After they get in their houses I will give them a Harry Potter trivia test and whoever finishes it first wins a prize. Everyone will win somethhing for doing it but the ones who do it first wins something special.

Isn't that a great idea? Damn I'm brilliant.