Sunday, Nov. 03, 2002

I love meeting new people.

I love meeting new people.

Ok, so I got the lay down on all that happened the night before last. Yeah, you know the night. The night where I think, or might have, had sex with a midget.

The good news, I didn't have sex with a midget.

The bad news, I fell asleep in the bathroom with my pants down.

So my friend Isa said that we were all sitting outside and I was like "ok we gotta go." So I went inside to use the restroom, and you guessed it, I never came back out. So my other friend Angel went inside and then told Isa "dude Becky fell asleep on the shitter." Good thing he didn't walk inside because, you guessed right again, my pants were down. So my good friend Isa went in the bathroom, pulled my pants up, and put me on the bed. I am supposing I feel right asleep. I am assuming that because I woke up with my pants unbuttoned. Let's all hope that I have pretty decent friends so that they wouldn't let anyone take advantage of me.

Now I know I didn't have sex with the midget. However, my friend told me that they were all betting each other to strip and no one would do it. SO me, being the durnk off your ass one, took my shirt and my BRA off. So there I was all hanging out and no one wanted to put my bra back on. But my good ole' friend Isa put it on for me. Damn what would I have done without her? She also said that I never made out with him (the midget).

**Note: if I am offending anyone saying midget I'm not sorry. It's my diary if you don't like it don't read it. Ok.**

But she did say that I touched him. In the pee-pee as I like to call it. The weird thing, it was bigger than I thought.

Anyways enough about that. Isa is a fucking cool ass person. I talked to her for 30 minutes today at Burger King and she is just totally cool.

I love meeting new people. Let me be all modest and shit by saying I am one cool ass person with some cool ass friends.