Friday, Aug. 09, 2002

"My speech sucks" just isn't the thing to say during your speech

"My speech sucks" just isn't the thing to say during your speech

I have a headache. A pulsating, mind-reverberating headache. You know one of those damn headaches where you can just feel your head pounding in your hands? It sucks. And I can't even blame work on it because I only worked for 2 hours today.

Oh well I had my last day of school on Thursday. I was so relieved to get that last speech over with. I think I might have done really well on it. And I might even know that but he hasn't posted my grades yet. And I have this sinking feeling that he may not. It's a rahter confusing scenario that I don't care to go into right now.

And the most funniest thing happened on Thursday (in my class). This one girl was doig her speech and it was supposed to be persuassive. Well I have no idea what she was trying to persuade me to do but all I do know is that she was reading up straight off of the note cards, and I am sure that everyone knows that you are sposed to like... well you know look at the audience when you give a speech. Anyways, to the funny part, she all of a sudden stopped reading her cards long engouh to look up at us and say "my speech sucks." Right in the middle of her speech (which I think she was persuading us to take vitamins, what the fuck?!?) she stops and says "my speech sucks." It was so funny, the whole class, including the professor (who later was upset about it) and herself, just cracked up. I couldn't stop laughing, even when she was done laughing and reading the rest of her speech. I was in tears and trying not to laugh out loud. It was so funny. Oh yeah, and by the way, that speech was 25% of our grade. I am going to assume she doesn't get too well of a grade, what do you think?

Oh yeah another story about Thursday. Well at the beginning of our speech he always asks us a question, to you know break the ice. Well this speech he asked us "If you could have dinner with any celebrity who would you have dinner with?" Well, of course, I would have dinner with Gale Harold. Being as my classmates wouldn't know who that was I came prepared and printed out his picture. So when he asked me the question I picked up the picture and was just like "HIM!!!" I later went on to explain who he was and then everyone was like "you actually watch that show? How can you watch that?" Of course those are the people who only scan through channels and scanned through showtime enough just to see them having sex. Of course I had to defend my true love for Queer as Folk. "There is a plot behind it. It's not all sex, there is actually a story in there." And its true dammit. I don't only watch QAF for the sex (lol).

Gale Harold = Hot Ass Mother Fucker.

Just had to get that off my chest. Whew I'm all better now.